12 4 / 2014

nico-di-angelcake:

making up your own fictional universe

creating an entire history for it

creating characters who have complex back stories

RESEARCHING NAMES WITH MEANINGS THAT CORRESPOND TO THE HISTORY AND UNIVERSE AND BACK STORIES YOU’VE COME UP WITH

then never writing or doing anything with it at all ever

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12 4 / 2014

10 4 / 2014

hungrylikethewolfie:

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for cephalopodvictorious !!

Someone give me a story about this dragon I BEG OF YOU

There once was a dragon named Mable
At knitting no one was more able
Her den was secure
Her jumpers couture
But she never quite could achieve SABLE

hungrylikethewolfie:

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for cephalopodvictorious !!

Someone give me a story about this dragon I BEG OF YOU

There once was a dragon named Mable

At knitting no one was more able

Her den was secure

Her jumpers couture

But she never quite could achieve SABLE

10 4 / 2014

scifigrl47:

My cat does not know how to cat.

See, he cries at the front door (so I’ll let him out on the front porch) and at the back door, (where I meow back and tell him no, he’s not going outside), and when he wants petting in the middle of the night.

He has never once cried at his empty food bowl.

However, he’s picked up a new trick.  He sits in front of the front door, crying until I come to let him out.  And as soon as I reach him, he turns around and runs full tilt across the house to sit silently beside his empty food bowl.  If I don’t follow him and put food in the bowl, he goes back to the front door and cries some more.

So he cries in the wrong room, at the wrong object, until it produces food in his bowl.

And I’m just like, HOW.  HOW DO YOU MAKE THIS CONNECTION YOU HAVE A BRAIN THE SIZE OF A RED HOT.

I tried to teach my cat not to claw the couch by giving her a treat every time she used the scratching post.  This only partially worked.  She learned that the post got her a treat, but not that she should NOT scratch the couch.

But anyway, she associated scratching post with treat, but she never remembered that *I* was a part of this equation.  So she’d use the post, and then go over to the treat bag and meow at it, never once looking at me.

I bet she did it when I wasn’t even home. 

10 4 / 2014

pocketfullofpoetry:

 

i-am-of-asgard:

mindblowingart:

 A girl draw a series of self-portraits after she’d taken LSD

After 15 minutesimage

45 minutesimage

1 hour and 45 minutesimage

2 hours and 15 minutesimage

3 and a haf hoursimage

4 hours and 45 minutesimage

6 hoursimage

6 hours and 45 minutesimage

8 hoursimage

8 hours and 45 minutesimage

9 and a half hoursimage

so when you take LSD you become a goddess 

Now I know I will never try LSD. 

I mean, NINE HOURS?  Who has TIME for that??

(Source: dick-purple, via blissbemyname)

10 4 / 2014

n-a-blue-box:

jim cummings, voice of winnie the pooh, reads darth vaders lines.

amazing.

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10 4 / 2014

cryingaboutcollege:

*gets nervous over things i cant control*

*neglects things i can control*

(via fentonne)

09 4 / 2014

jtotheizzoe:

According to mathematician and Einstein collaborator Ernst Straus, this is the anecdote that Albert most thought captured his essence:

We [Einstein and Ernst Straus] had finished the preparation of a paper and were looking for a paper clip. After opening a lot of drawers we finally found…

09 4 / 2014

tardis221b:

nowaywhorehey:

tardis221b:

do you ever forget you need to pee and then like half an hour later remember you’re really desperate or is that just me

you’re so lazy that you procrastinate peeing

I was going to argue but yeah you’re right

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09 4 / 2014

greatbrittan93:

tokyodoll13:

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